old hurricanes blog
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I found this old blog I wrote three years ago when I was in florida and wanted to put it up here
Ok….. Things that I have learned from the past week……..
1.) A loud mouthed coked out lesbian stripper…… however entertaining…… is not a safe idea to keep around Ashley when locked indoors
2.) A Jeep Wrangler (contrary to prior beliefs) does NOT double as a submarine…..
3.) A true test of friendship is when you’re knee deep in freezing cold water pushing home a Jeep that ashley drove into a lake and they don’t bitch about helping……
4.) Ashley ( with Tom’s assistance) have the ability to fix a flooded engine in a Jeep Wrangler……
5.) Men can’t make fire……. even when there’s two of them, a lighter and a can of gasoline……
6.) ashley however CAN!!!!! and didn’t need gasoline… hahahah
7.) A full 4 course meal can be cooked on a campfire with little to no mess
8.) Ice cold showers reguardless of the situation are NOT a pleasant experience
9.) John is a projectile vommiter after too much alcohol
10.) Pizza can be cooked by candlelight but it takes 3 hours….. and pizza cooker can double as a sock dryer
11.) No matter how many times you turn on the bathroom light….. it STILL won’t work without power…..
12.) Tom gives a killer massage even while asleep….. just ask Kellie…… and Billy has YET to come back from Walmart…. he’s fired!!
13.) Kellie and ashley lost at spades……. 
but it’s ok b/c we’re still smarter than boys are……
14.) John….. (as sweet as he is) does NOT know how to dry laundry….
15.) Flashlights when shined on the ceiling looks like BOOBS
16.) Power is a beautiful thing……
IN CONCLUSION……. hurricanes are fun and provide you the opportunity to experience your own version of survivor in the comfort of your own home….. I have learned that I amaze myself and that friends and feelings and funny stories can come from anywhere…….
